>Today was the first school dance of the year. I’m not sure which moves I liked best: watching a hundred kids hop up and down in a massive Jersey Shore fist pumping session, or the giant clump of 11 year old girls grinding on each other to Kesha…
“There’s a place downtown,
where the freaks all come around.
It’s a whole in the wall.
It’s a dirty free for all.”
I never thought I would actually miss the wholesome sounds of New Kids On the Block… this much.
“Don’t worry ’bout nothing ’cause it won’t take long.
We’re gonna put you in a trance with a funky song.”
Now that’s more like it.